Owls (he/him) is a web developer & ops guy at a Very Important University in the midwest. He’s a Laravel shill, long-time PHP developer, and occasionally contributes one-line fixes to open source projects.
In his free time, owls plays a lot of DnD 5E. He regularly gets notifications from the Warframe mobile app despite not having Warframe installed. It seems like a cool game though, right?
You can find owls in your local three-Michelin-star establishments.
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What People Say
owls seems to immediately become the SPOF for whichever trainwreck of an organization he joins, because of his skills at identifying the needful.aibi, 2020
I didn’t know bartenders were allowed to give one person that many glasses of scotch at once. It … did not seem legal.Colleague, night out Q2 2019
Theo was such a nice young man. He made sure all my cats had trust funds set up. And he brought cookies to every single meeting! So nice!Mrs. Mary Smalls